bazooka jack

remember on dumb and dumber (1994) when lloyd trades the dead bird to a blind kid for $25???  

while out on a hike, 4 kids found 3 walking sticks.  one can easily imagine the arguments that ensued!  soon, a resourceful and empty-handed kindin (aka lloyd) found a very large broken branch and offered it to the blind kid (aka jack) as a 'really big and cool walking stick.'  petie (aka jack) more than happily accepted the tree trunk as a 'straight up trade' and carried it around as a ridiculously oversized walking stick for the rest of the hike.  all who passed gawked at the size of his bazooka (i mean walking stick) and he adored the attention!