jack be nimble, jack be quick (7/2018)

...Jack ride under the limbo stick.  Donned in rollerblades, Jack won the limbo on two separate occasions at the roller rink (both times under fairly impressive circumstances). On one occasion, he beat out a lanky, adult skate rat. But his second victory was even more impressive - winning against a professional Netherlands ice skating duo dressed in full costume and accompanied by their German coach. The limbo champion earned himself a coveted free soda

...and bragging rights among accompanying friends and cousins.